So this morning our beloved underachiever, Lacefront Linda aka Kelly Rowland released her new UK single. After hearing the first 20seconds of her latest&greatest flop my spirit couldn't help but to switch my attention from the PAYABLE waste of studio time, to a MUCH much more pressing issue in society today... Lacefronts!
I will be the 1st to say what I like to call 'LACE FRONITIS' is running rampant in not only celebrity culture, but is breaching the ghettos &slums of Philly, in which I am forced to witness on a daily. &For about $30 you TOO can own your very own EDGEDLESS, PART-LESS, tacked up GLUE on your forehead LUMP of HAIR!
If you ask me TYRA and BEYONCE aka 'Lacefront Lucy' should be prosecuted and forced to take FULL responsibility for this epidemic... JUST look at this WAKA FLOCKA FUCKERY here...
Beyonce & Tyra might have got the ball rolling on this TRAGIC TREND but 'runner-ups' Kelly& the BABY hair Infested Forehead Brandy Norwood have had no problem following up w/ even WORSE displays of HATRED for me and all I STAND FOR... you know these two pals must share the hair after they wring that bitch out in the sink!NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRANDY?!?!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!!!!!?
My Spirit is SOOO HEAVY... I Cant Possibly continue after viewing that JET cover! JUST SAY NO...No Ma'am preferably. BLACK WOMEN... DO BETTER!
-@ConnorOday
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