Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Urban 'Coon' Dictionary

Soooooo... Ive gotten countless questions about my terminology/ vernacular, simply what the hell am I talking about when I say things like "PLESS" so on & so forth. I've decided the easiest way to bring you kids up to speed is to provide a little COON dictionary to help you understand exactly where i'm coming from, OR MOREOVER who i'm coming for.... SO LETS GET IT!


1. 'PLESS' -- Commonly used in the place of 'Please' to express your EXTREME dislike for something or the want for it to cease. Often times used at the end of a phrase to heighten the seriousness of your dislike.

Ex. I Cant Stand Beyonce! Her lacefront is the worse! Pless!
 







 






2. Late -- Used to describe something &or someone who is in fact behind the times... and is simply outdated or never dated. LATE

Ex. That bitch is LATE and so are her wedges!












3. Kitten Debbies -- The street name for an ABSURDLY small heel usually found on a church shoe.

Ex. Now why would you dare walk this runway with Kitten Debbies on











4. Snatched -- Used to describe something or someone who is either physically fit or extremely skinny.

Ex. Jennifer Hudson snatched that body right on in!
 











5. Boot/ Boots -- Used to solely express something with direct and or increased enthusiasm! 

Ex. Ciara's body is snatched BOOT!
 











So there you have it... 5 of my most used terms all broken down for you! Enjoy and USE UP... Until Next Time Kids!

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